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Wanted: Sausage Thief

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE
Sausage Thief
$2 Reward

May 9, 2002 (Toronto): A sausage thief has broken into the kitchen area of OBA and stolen the beloved, independently wrapped sausages (at least 3-4 of them and contained in their original package box) of Cindy.

Cindy has been extremely frustrated about this incident and is considering reporting it to the Cold Squad (since the crime scene is in the fridge) of the 61 Division.

Police officers and citizens alike of the People’s Republic of OBA are asked to shoot any suspect right on the spot (with ketchup). A $2 reward will be given to anyone who renders substantial information that leads to the cardiac arrest of the sausage thief.

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